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Thursday, Mar 21 2013

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Warning: TMI

As some of you know, I have orgasms in my sleep. :eyebrows: I have since I was 17 or so. Sometimes they happen as often as once week, other times it might only be once every few months. They used to happen most often as a result of a dream during which I put on eyeliner. Hence my term 'eyeliner dream.' Over time, though, it could happen with any dream about a precise motion of my hands, and very very very rarely are the dreams erotic in nature. Its things like changing the gears on a bike, and once, it was just putting my pants, which seemed to be sign that life was hard enough and the orgasm gods were giving me a break.

I had an eyeliner dream last night - and this time, it did involve an eyeliner again. And its nice to have one place in the world I can write about them. Somehow, talking about it at work doesn't seem professional. And I just don't have live conversations with girlfriends enough to work this in. :laugh5:

I've gotten...erm...skilled at prolonging the 'aftershocks' - just with how I place or hold my legs and hips. You know how the aftershocks of an earthquake can be stronger than the earthquake? Well, same here. Last night, they lasted for 45 minutes, at which point Ellen came into our bedroom because she lost her flashlight. She NEVER comes into our room. Oh, the things we sacrifice for our children. :wink3: The aftershock record is an hour - and at that point, I had to just get up because, I swear, my abdomen was starting to get sore.

There is no question they are lovely. And very personal. I love this feature of my body.

Have a wonderful day. :smile1:

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8 comments so far.

8.

a year ago

I don't think I'll ever look at eyeliner that same way again. ;)

by ICEDINOGIRL

ICEDINOGIRL

7.

a year ago

;) ;) ;)

by DAWN

DAWN

6.

a year ago

I can't get enough.....
.....of your eyeliner dreams! :kiss:

by PATTIXOXO

PATTIXOXO

5.

a year ago

Gee, I'm really sorry you only got 45 minutes of aftershocks. You poor thing! :laugh5:

Personally, I don't think it's possible to have TMI about your eyeliner dreams. And I too think of you pretty much every time I apply it.

by CLOE

CLOE

4.

a year ago

all I can do is sit here and smile.

by HOOSIERSTACE

HOOSIERSTACE

3.

a year ago

45 minutes? Niiiiiiiice. :eyebrows:

by EPMOMMA

EPMOMMA

2.

a year ago

I never have eyeliner dreams, which may be a good thing since that could be messy and anyway I don't wear eyeliner. Of course that might induce me to want to go to bed earlier. :laugh5: I do have erotic dreams sometimes but they never have a "happy ending".

by JAY

JAY

1.

a year ago

Before I realized it wasn't the eyeliner, per se that caused those dreams, I used to want to know what brand you bought. :laugh5: Still, I think of you EVERY.TIME I apply eyeliner, you lucky, lucky girl. I think you need to figure out a way to teach the "method" and market it.

by SCALEHO

SCALEHO