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Saturday, Jun 15 2013

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Note: This is a facebook double. I can't help it. My children are everything.

(Preface: Will will be the best father ever. All babies he meets love him. The other day, one had been fussing for 10 minutes. Will kissed the baby, and he stopped crying immediately, relaxed, and fell asleep.)

Will: What happens if a boy marries a boy and they don't adopt a baby and then one of them ACCIDENTALLY has a baby in his tummy?
Me: It can't happen, Monkey - boy bodies can't do that.
Will: Oh. What CAN boy bodies do?
Me: Well, boy bodies help girl bodies make babies.
Will: How?
Me: Can I tell you when you are a little bit older?
Will: Well, I know. You kiss on the lips and get married and then babies come, but it only works if you are 18.
Me, (silently blessing Steve for that neat qualification that he must have planted and simultaneously praying it isn't put to the test): Yep.
Will: Can you please just tell me HOW boy bodies do that?
Me (laughing, I can't help it): Its magic. I'll tell you soon.
Will: How about after my nap?

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9 months ago

OMG, Torts, Property and Con Law?!!!! Those are probably the three most universally hated courses all in one semester. Geez. That SUCKS! Well, I loved property but all my friends think I'm a freak. I would probably say that in general people think it's Property, Torts, Con law in descending order of horror. Agh, good luck!

by NEIMANMARXIST

NEIMANMARXIST

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10 months ago

Seriously. That is pee my pants funny EVERY time I read it. :D

by REV

REV

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10 months ago

:laugh5:

by ICEDINOGIRL

ICEDINOGIRL

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10 months ago

:inlove1:

by PATTIXOXO

PATTIXOXO

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10 months ago

Definitely worth the double post - thanks for sharing. :heart1:

by CAPMOM

CAPMOM

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10 months ago

That is precious. And hilarious. :inlove1:

by EPMOMMA

EPMOMMA