Saturday, Nov 26 2005
View RENIGEID's food & exercise for this day
Weight=153???????..... Sick all day yesterday. No food to stay on stomach. No fat to sustain when no food staying on stomach. Better this morning. Had breakfast.
30 mins walking with Ebby & Ren on afternoon walk. Beautiful day.
23 mins working on crunches/Bow Flex/60# resist/Reg.
53 mins tot.
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man dutifully asked his partner what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving partner ordered her a Happy Meal with a large fries and a chocolate slurpie.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog with all the trimmings, popcorn, all the (real not diet) Coke she could drink, her favourite ice-cream and several packets of M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she waddled home and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you twit".
And the moral of this tale is: Even when a man is actively listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. :-))))))))