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Monday, Jul 12 2010 - really?

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tis the season
of exposed skin
and the bathing suit
doesn't lie
and doesn't hide much
no matter
how much we try :$

the little skirt
on the bottom
of the big bathing suit
oh yes
that will fool everyone
they'll never notice
the 10 pounds of sausage
stuffed in the 5 pound bag :eyebrows:
really?

and how about the shorts? :laugh5:
you know the ones?
how lovely
they look
when your dripping wet
climbing out from the pool
while they ride up
between your thighs :$
and you try
to be inconspicuous
and pull them down
but they are stuck
crazy glue stuck :bang:
so you just keep walking
as fast
as your soaking wet
don't let me slip
feet can carry you
to get that towel
wrapped around you
ok
almost wrapped around you :eyebrows:
really?

i tried
the never wear a bathing suit
method
one year :n:
as i sat by the pool
in my oversized t-shirt
and bicycle shorts
(that have never been
on a bicycle)
and stayed out of the water
even though
i was sweating :(
like last year's
winner of the kentucky derby
except
the only place i was
running to then
was the bathroom
or the refrigerator
whichever
was closer... :cross3:
really?

this year
i am bold :P
i am wearing
a normal =D
skirtless, :cool6:
shortless :love:
bathing suit
no holds barred
no cellulite covered
take it
or leave it
it's me
i feel good
i am working hard
and i am
who i am
really :cool: :queen:

i may not be a bathing suit beauty, but i am suited for so much more...

on that note, i am headed for long beach island on wednesday where my pale, extra large body in an tropical blue, extra large bathing suit (sans skirt or shorts) will enjoy some much needed sun and fun with good friends (who really don't care what i look like, but only care about me!) was that a sentence or what?

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3 comments so far.

3.

3 years ago

:laugh5: I love it! You GO and have FUN!

by WILDHARE

WILDHARE

2.

3 years ago

:hi: I love it! Thank you for sharing. Enjoy your trip and visit with your friends!

by JUSTPATTI

JUSTPATTI

1.

3 years ago

This is so true it did make me smile :)

by TEXSKH05

TEXSKH05