CELAWLOR's Sep 2008 CalorieKing Blog
Tuesday, September 9th 2008
Dammit! Terrible traffic jam this morning and I missed my flight. That means an extra day in Odessa.
Sitting in the airport now...The View is on one of the TV's in the terminal. Reminds me of all the reasons why I HATE television and don't watch it. I am really quite suprised people subject themselves to this crap. I am only catching a few words here and there but there is NOTHING positive coming out of the mouths of those ladies. Yep! Let's make sure we all continue to accentuate our...
Monday, September 8th 2008
Diagnosis: Hypochondriasis
Woohoo. It is, apparently, all in my head. Who knew? My faith in the medical community has been restored and I can ignore what my body is telling me. Sweet!
Now that that is all cleared up...wonder how I can get my head to cooperate with me and make me feel better? Chop it off??? Ooh ooh ooh. I got it: BEER!!!
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Okay, so the b!tch OB/GYN from hell called me back. Her theory is that I don't ovulate regularly, and there is evidence that...
Sunday, September 7th 2008
I could NOT get comfortable last night because of the bloated feeling in the abdominal area. I didn't sleep well. I have these elastic-waisted capris and shorts that I bum around the house in and the elastic was VERY uncomfortable around my waist, and at my hips, yesterday...I literally couldn't stand it. WTF? I'm no medical expert but I am fairly confident that (providing I am pregnant) it is waaaay too soon to be feeling that kind of nonsense. Maybe I've got something really wrong happeni...Saturday, September 6th 2008
No new miseries to record for posterity this morning. Same as yesterday. I was trying to recall details of my previous pregnancy and I seem to remember taking a home pregnancy test one day after I missed my period and the positive line was very faint. I don't know if the tests have become any more sensitive in 11 years. But, if they haven't, then I probably won't be able to know for sure until Wednesday of next week. That seems like forever.I struggled, again to get over 1,000 calorie...
Friday, September 5th 2008
More of the same this morning...except I am not feeling quite so exhausted. Have this heaviness in the uterus feeling. It's weird. Kinda feels like someone pumped it full of water like a water balloon.I went to the grocery store last night because NOTHING in the house sounded very appealing--except eggs. I went to have some peanut butter toast yesterday and I dipped my knife in the peanut butter jar and had a bit while I was waiting for my toast to cook and it tasted like eating a spoo...
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