I am a cat lover.

With that said, I am not an outdoor-cat lover. I live in a suburb of Dallas - Fort Worth. Everyone keeps their lawns mowed, bushes trimmed and their homes well-maintained. If you are some HICK that wants to breed puppies, race horses and have 17 outside cats, then DON'T F!@%ING LIVE HERE!!!!!!! It's TEXAS! There's a LOT of space here. Why would YOU want to live in a community like THIS??? WTF? I don't want to listen to 27 dogs fighting on .17 acres and have your mangy-assed cats using my FLOWER BED mulch for a friggin' sh!t trap!!!! Our streets and driveways aren't designed for F-350's to be clogging them up. That is not safe for our children.



I hate my neighbors. I will take psycho-woman back now, please. These f*ckers want to buy the house when their lease is up. If that happens, I'm outa here.