CELAWLOR's Mar 2009 CalorieKing Blog
Tuesday, March 31st 2009
Guess who was removing their electric fence yesterday???
Wish I could say that I knew I had something to do with it, but I can't. Seriously, all I care about is that it is coming down and the children won't be hurt. It also MUST mean that the neighbor cats from hell are no longer going to be an issue? One can only hope!
I didn't write about this, but the property-destroying animal got loose last week and I tried to get it in my cat carrier. Unfortunately, I couldn't hold the ca...
Sunday, March 29th 2009
The neighbor cat drama and the friend's psycho-wife drama just will NOT go away. It has become less bothersome, but it's not gone, yet. My friend and I are forced to have a "secret" friendship. I'm really not sure if it can get any more juvenile, but it is both funny and sad at the same time. He's convinced me that things will settle down and I really do like him and his kiddo's. My hubby and kiddo likes them all, too. So, I am participating (for now) in hopes he is right. If I'...Sunday, March 15th 2009
I was invited to a "birthday party" at this bowling place/club whatever on Friday. Despite my better judgement, I went. I realized after an hour at dinner with these three individuals that I had made a horrible mistake and called myself a cab home. I didn't offer any explanation as to why I left, I just advised them that I had called a cab and that I was going home.All hell has broken loose ever since between myself and the birthday girl. She demands an explanation and accuse...
Thursday, March 5th 2009
My husband is 10 years older than I am. The F*cker from next door came to our door. I was not dressed appropriately to answer the door so I sent hubby. Mr. F*cker asks "Is your mother home?" W.T.F.?!?!?! I was livid. Hubby DID NOT inform Mr. F*cker that I was HIS WIFE and NOT his mother and, instead, just asked what he needed. Mr. F*cker proceeded to ask us if it was okay if he installed an electric fence on our shared fence to keep their cats in the backyard.NO! IT IS ...