My husband is 10 years older than I am. The F*cker from next door came to our door. I was not dressed appropriately to answer the door so I sent hubby. Mr. F*cker asks "Is your mother home?" W.T.F.?!?!?! I was livid. Hubby DID NOT inform Mr. F*cker that I was HIS WIFE and NOT his mother and, instead, just asked what he needed. Mr. F*cker proceeded to ask us if it was okay if he installed an electric fence on our shared fence to keep their cats in the backyard.

NO! IT IS NOT OKAY TO INSTALL AN ELECTRIC FENCE. WE HAVE CHILDREN AND THERE ARE DOZENS OF CHILDREN THAT PLAY IN OUR YARD!!!!! Prince Charming said, "Sure."

I am, for the first time in my 5 - year relationship with my husband, over-the-top pissed off, angry, mad and otherwise put-off by him.