Saturday, May 30 2009
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I really really dislike having an adversarial "relationship" with my neighbors. The jackass who called me my husband's mother a few months ago (despite the fact that I am 33 and hubby is 43) can't figure out where his property ends and mine begins, it seems. I take great pride in my yard only to have that effing family screw it all to hell and back.
He is a pilot for American Airlines. If that is the kind of "talent" they hire, I will NEVER fly American again. Ever. That guy must seriously have the friggin' IQ of a staple. Not only are the property lines defined by these sticks in the sidewalk, but our fence is on the property line. You know, if you look ahead of you and you see MY fence, you're on MY property!!! F*cking duh!
So, yeah, I went over there and kindly asked that he not mow my grass, anymore. They all seemed oblivious. OMFG!!! An entire family of retards. Woohoo.
If they keep it up, I will plant poky holly bushes uncomfortably close to the property line. They will overgrow into their yard and make it impossible for them to get to their backyard.

I am so not above that. We'll see if he is better able to control his damn lawn mower when he mows next. If not, off I go to the nursery. I have LOTS of room on that side of my house. They have about three or four feet between the house and property line.
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a decade ago
You and I have the same neighbors! My neighbor has a tiny yard, because they built all the way to the setbacks, and had smaller sq ft'age to start. He is always mowing, edging, and using my yard
:angry2: , he KNOWS where the property line lies, and blatantly ignores the demarcation. I do not like these greedy people. I have a few choice words to describe them, and they give their "religious" group a bad reputation.
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