Drama has contacted me, via facebook, to invite me to her little boy's birthday party this weekend. I love that little guy, and his daddy, and his brother and sister...so I am torn. Should I shun the whole family, and not show up to his party, because mom is psycho? I know my favorite little man specifically requested that I be invited. That musta really boiled her blood to hear that. Daddy says her intentions are good and that he'd really like me to come. I'm not so sure, but I'd love to see that little guy, again!!! I doubt a girl that insecure can do much maturing in 6 months, but is it possible? Am I just opening up my life for drama by going? Oy...what to do, what to do?!?! Is she capable of putting aside our "issues" for her little boy?

Did I ever mention that she honestly thinks her husband fathered my little bun-in-the-oven? Yeah, she's that psycho/insecure. After the initial shock wore off, we all laugh about it now (well, me, prince charming and my friend--the accused baby daddy--laugh anyway). I called him baby daddy for a while because I thought it was so damned funny. I asked my friend if she still thinks he is the father and he said he forgot about that and didn't know. She (apparently) told the entire family that he knocked me up (back in May, I think) so if I show up, with the family there, all pregnant like I am...what's gonna happen? My friend said that he would talk to her this evening, remind her what she did, ask if she still feels like he is the father, and let me know tomorrow. While I don't really give a damn what anyone thinks, or how much they gossip about me, I do NOT want to cause problems at the boy's party, ya know? He doesn't deserve it.

In case you still need a good laugh, she actually texted me in May and told me that *SHE* wanted a paternity test after my baby was born. I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life. I told her to get an attorney (if she can find one that won't laugh at her stupid ass) and to just try to get a cotton swab within 200 feet of my child and see how that works out for her long-term health. Do people recover from that level of retardedness in 6 months???

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Drama,

I, of course, would absolutely love to be there to celebrate *****' birthday this weekend! However, I am acutely aware of the issues my presence causes in your marriage. As much as I'd love to be there, I do not feel that ***** deserves his special day to be ruined by the drama that I inadvertently cause between you and (your DH). Please give that special little man a big hug from me. I miss them all.

Cindy