I'm coming to accept the fact that I am going to be pregnant forever. I've gone into denial and am now telling everyone who asks about the baby that it was all a prank and I just drank way too damn much beer over the last nine plus months. This is one hell of a beer belly I am sporting. I know many men who would be jealous! My Dad told me that I ought to start doing some crunches and look into going to AA.

I just have to keep my sense of humor about it all and I'll make it through. Aside from the never ending contractions, I don't really feel miserable. No backaches or really any other physical issues. I know I am probably in a very small minority there. I assume most other women in their 41st week of pregnancy can't say the same! Also, I'm very happy that I have NO new stretchmarks! Woohoo!!! Those things are not comfy.