CELAWLOR's Jan 2010 CalorieKing Blog
Saturday, January 23rd 2010
I'm coming to accept the fact that I am going to be pregnant forever. I've gone into denial and am now telling everyone who asks about the baby that it was all a prank and I just drank way too damn much beer over the last nine plus months. This is one hell of a beer belly I am sporting. I know many men who would be jealous!
My Dad told me that I ought to start doing some crunches and look into going to AA. 
I just have to keep my sense of humor about it all and I'll make it through. Asid...
Wednesday, January 20th 2010
All I gotta say today is that I would love to kiss every single one of the voters who voted last night in the state of Massachusetts.
Monday, January 18th 2010
Still pregnant. But, the last few days have been interesting, to say the least. My body temperature went back down to normal--and I am incredibly happy about that. I've been sooooo hot for about 9 months. The heartburn/food/digestive problems are gone. I've been suffering from that since shortly after becoming pregnant. But, most amusing, is that the girls have SHRUNK!!! Like two cup sizes overnight!
Still having contractions all the time. So, it seems like my body thinks it is done b...
Thursday, January 14th 2010
24 Hours!!!
I have been having strong, USELESS contractions, 5 minutes apart--for 24 FRIGGIN' HOURS! They aren't doing anything other than annoying me (and forcing me to stop whatever I am doing). 
I made some progress yesterday, when they were 15 minutes apart, but none since they got closer together. 
The midwives call it "prodromal labor." I call it f*cking annoying, stupid chinese water torture bullsh!t. Amazingly enough, though, I was able to sleep very deeply last ni...
Tuesday, January 12th 2010
I feel great, excellent, wonderful, amazing, etc., etc. Yes, I am still pregnant and will be at 40 weeks tomorrow. But, I don't care. 
I've decided to decline the procedure that is supposed to help me to go into labor and I am just going to let the little grublet come out when she is ready. We're both perfectly healthy, so why go meddling with stuff, right?Somehow, I was able to contort myself in such a way as to get that little rib problem to correct itself Sunday night! I was s...