CELAWLOR's CalorieKing Blog
Thursday, March 5th 2009
My husband is 10 years older than I am. The F*cker from next door came to our door. I was not dressed appropriately to answer the door so I sent hubby. Mr. F*cker asks "Is your mother home?" W.T.F.?!?!?! I was livid. Hubby DID NOT inform Mr. F*cker that I was HIS WIFE and NOT his mother and, instead, just asked what he needed. Mr. F*cker proceeded to ask us if it was okay if he installed an electric fence on our shared fence to keep their cats in the backyard.NO! IT IS ...
Thursday, February 26th 2009
Guess who found out that, in the city I live in, animals (cats included) are not allowed to roam free through the streets?!?! 
My flower beds that I worked so hard on last fall are all but destroyed. I have been scared half to death, going into my garage at night (half naked) to find a cat streaking along a wall. And smelled cat urine after one has spent too many hours stuck in my garage.
I called the animal control this morning after finding the wretched thing in my garage AG...
Monday, February 16th 2009
So we went to a birthday party yesterday and I saw some pictures of myself this morning that were taken. Ick! Wakeup call. I still don't have much time to check in on this site but I am going to start logging my food, again. Gotta stop this crazy train.Monday, February 2nd 2009
It's February, already. Amazing. My trip to Nashville last week was horrible and I got sick while I was there. My boss offered to have me stay another night so that I might be more comfortable, but I just wanted to go home. That was a very interesting experience.We had some friends over for the game last night and it was a lot of fun. We have always gone to my Dad's place, but he had to work yesterday. I enjoyed having my friends and their little ones over, though. It was insanely c...
Monday, January 26th 2009
A full week of travel last week. My boss being an @$$ today and I have to get on a plane for Nashville tomorrow...I am really hoping the predicted ice storm comes full force and cancels my flight. I'm tired and cranky and I don't like going north in the winter.I'm thinking I'll get some more fire wood, just in case we have utility outages. I'd love to spend a day at home huddled up in front of the fireplace with my family.
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