CELAWLOR's CalorieKing Blog
I just need it to be Friday evening at 5:00PM.
Crazy headache today. The training in Odessa is going painfully slow.

They ordered a bunch of pizza for lunch and the CFO offered to get me a salad or sandwhich, instead. Then, the pizza came and the sandwich was messed up (according to him) so they are going to go find me a salad. That is sweet. I really hate to be such a pain to people with food, though...suppose it is better than pretending I am fine with pizza then running down the hall to the bathroom afterwards.
I ate most of ...
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Dammit! Terrible traffic jam this morning and I missed my flight. That means an extra day in Odessa.

Sitting in the airport now...The View is on one of the TV's in the terminal. Reminds me of all the reasons why I HATE television and don't watch it. I am really quite suprised people subject themselves to this crap. I am only catching a few words here and there but there is NOTHING positive coming out of the mouths of those ladies. Yep! Let's make sure we all continue to accentuate our...
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Diagnosis: Hypochondriasis
Woohoo. It is, apparently, all in my head. Who knew? My faith in the medical community has been restored and I can ignore what my body is telling me. Sweet!
Now that that is all cleared up...wonder how I can get my head to cooperate with me and make me feel better? Chop it off??? Ooh ooh ooh. I got it: BEER!!!
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Okay, so the b!tch OB/GYN from hell called me back. Her theory is that I don't ovulate regularly, and there is evidence that...
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I could NOT get comfortable last night because of the bloated feeling in the abdominal area. I didn't sleep well. I have these elastic-waisted capris and shorts that I bum around the house in and the elastic was VERY uncomfortable around my waist, and at my hips, yesterday...I literally couldn't stand it. WTF? I'm no medical expert but I am fairly confident that (providing I am pregnant) it is waaaay too soon to be feeling that kind of nonsense. Maybe I've got something really wrong happeni...
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