Picture Time!
Here's a pic of me and my BFF when she came to visit in...September. She was the one on CK for like 2 days. Love her though!

Today has been a good day so far. I got up and got dressed, i did my hair (no negro naps for me). And uh, thats about it. I wish i had something exciting to talk about it, but i don't. Hmm...OH YEA! This AM the scale said 244.2 lb. WHOOPIE!!! IM GOING GOING BACK BACK TO CALI CALI. Hopefully next week I can get to 242! AH! The excitement. Getting on track feels SOOOOO good. Alright, be back later. I have to go beat up my old manager at my old job. Didn't she get the memo NOT to give me attitude before 2pm?! Apparently not.

4:00pm
Ugh, TOMmy is here. And I'm ready to kick it in the nuts (sunce it insists on f***ing with my uterus - sorry, TMI I know). I HATE cramps. This is Jesus' revenge, I'm pretty sure. If this is what we get, then men's must be blue balls. Sorry so graphic, my uterus is making me think crazy things.

I went to get my check from 2nd job and the mgr acted like she saw a ghost. I'm really not mean. But whatever, she gave me my stuff and got the F---out of my face. She knew better. Anywho, so I recently applied to be a CA (equivalent of an RA) and I scheduled my interview for February 8th. The last time I had an interview for a CA-esque position it didn't go very well. Luckily I've had some actual work experience so I am much more comfortable talking about my qualities. My least favorite question is, "what are your weaknesses?" I know what mine are, and I've tried to learn how to make them sound like FANTASTIC flaws, but every time I'm in an interview, I get all tongue tied. Oh well, I've been hired...four times since that horrendous interview from my interviewing so hopefully this will go just as well! All I can think about is my uterus right now though and how to painlessly cut it out. Scissors anyone?

I want to go get some work out capris. I think I am going to get some workout capris and a new shirt. That's a good present to me, right?! Not that I need a present, but I just want it. I may just get drunk tonight so I can't think of the cramps. I called all of my old jobs today re:my w2's because im ready to do my taxes!! I hope I get a nice refund - if one at all. Omg, having babies is overrated compared to these cramps. OK kids, i'd love to chat, but I'm about to make a bathroom run. Later!!