FACINGFORWARD's CalorieKing blog
Wednesday, Aug 24 2016 - Oy veh.
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Meh.
A lady at school asked me is I was pregnant.
I said, "No, I'm just fat."
Then she said, "I used to be that way, now I have a friend and we walk once a week."
What I really wanted to say was, "You're old. And mean. Pass on my left, oh unworthy creature."
I thought I'd weigh in today, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow. Maybe.
And so pass the days of my life.
A lady at school asked me is I was pregnant.
I said, "No, I'm just fat."
Then she said, "I used to be that way, now I have a friend and we walk once a week."
What I really wanted to say was, "You're old. And mean. Pass on my left, oh unworthy creature."
I thought I'd weigh in today, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow. Maybe.
And so pass the days of my life.
3 comments so far.
3.
9 years ago
oh good!!
by UPTOWNGIRL
2.
9 years ago
I though it was funny....then I was mad, now it's just funny. I did weigh myself this morning. I lost another pound. Yay me!!!
by FACINGFORWARD
1.
9 years ago
n...ow I have a friend and we walk once a week
:angry2:
I HATE that and how mean. Walking once a week is no big deal. What a b!tch! So she walks once a week for 2-feet and now she's a diet and fitness expert!? Sorry that happened
by UPTOWNGIRL