Today was my first weigh-in. Initially, I got on the scale (it's digital) and it said 147 - which means I've had zero movement over the past week.

Angrily, I hopped off the scale, trudged downstairs and commenced feeding the cats, the dog, and the fish.

I came back upstairs and got on the scale again. Don't ask me why.

It said 146. Yay!

I turned the shower on and disrobed.

Wanting to see the numbers one more time, I got on the scale again. (Again, don't ask me why.)

This time, it said 149.

Ummmm.... so I lost a pound then gained back three... in a matter of fifteen minutes???

NOOOOO.

The scale must DIE.