Weight=156.5# *****

12 mins working on crunches/Bow Flex.
30 mins working on upper body/Bow Flex.
30 mins walking with Ebby and Ren on morning woods walk.
90 mins pushing lawn mower.
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162 mins total

Oh! Those mashed potatoes (One of my many weaknesses) took me down at dinner tonight! Man! Mashed potatoes, gravey, breaded pork chops, fresh tomatoes, Ebby's
biscuits, butter, jam and HOT black coffee, all did me in. Now! While Ebby finishes her mowing I guess it's my duty as a husband with a FULL stomach to jump in there and do the dishes. A small price!!


Moishe, the perfect man..


A man walks into the street and manages to flag down a taxi just
going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect
timing. You're just like Moishe."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Moishe Glickman. There's a guy who did everything right.
Like you needing a cab just when I was driving by. It would have
happened like that to Moishe every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Moishe. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He
sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and
you should have heard him play the piano" .

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"

Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood
blacks out."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy eh?

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic
and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get
into them"

Passenger: "Mmm, not many like that around."

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her
feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the
wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate; shoes highly
polished, too."

Passenger: "What an amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Moishe."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his widow.