RENIGEID's CalorieKing blog

Saturday, Nov 5 2005

View RENIGEID's food & exercise for this day

Weight=156.5# BP @ 7:12 AM=128/75 & P=58 BPM.

18 mins working on crunches/Bow Flex/60# resist/Reg.
15 mins walking Ren back to deer camera and feeder.
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33 mins total

Another beautiful day ahead here in the beautiful state of Georgia. To be about 78 degrees under partly cloudy skies.

Worked in shop (moving equip, etc) most of day.

Just a little humor to start the day Y'all.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too
many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't
know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,

"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!"

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