Weight=155.5#. BP @ 6:15 AM=139/83 & P=55 BPM.

21 mins working on crunches/Bow Flex/60# resist/Reg.
39 mins walking with Ebby & Ren on early morning walk. Wood walk steps=2,117.


The following story is a little long but certainly bring a smile to your face. My wife spent 30 years of her life in grammar school and we had many laughs over instances very much like this little story. I hope you can relate and enjoy. Jim

The Middle Wife

By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself,
but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade
classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I
always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over
shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet
turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that.
And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they
want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid,
takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow
stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and
I'm going to tell you about his
birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then
Dad put a seed in my Mom's
stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an
umbrella cord."

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to
laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in
amazement.

"Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, oh,
oh, oh!' " Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. "She walked
around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'" Now this kid is doing a
hysterical duck walk and groaning.

"My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have
a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in
bed like this."
Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.

"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he
got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like
psshhheew!" This kid has her legs spread and with her little hands are
miming
water flowing away. It was too much!

"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.'
They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden,
out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff, they all said it was
from Mom's play-center!, so there must be a lot
of stuff inside there."

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.
I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell
day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another Erica comes along.

Spread a little joy today. Give someone a compliment. Jim